Quick! Get the Olive Oil Presses Going.
"Spray him down with olive oil," shouted the fire captain in charge of the rescue squad over the sounds of the crashing waves. I can just imagine the surprise of the store clerk as the fireman rushed into the store breathlessly asking for all the olive oil they had in the store. As the firetruck rushed back to the beach the firemen quickly poured the olive oil into the empty spray canister. Accidentally the man dropped his phone between the rocks on the jetty. He'd bent down putting his head between the rocks as he tried to reach down to get his phone. When he tried to get back up he found that he was wedged from his chest to his head between the rocks.* One of his friends called 911.The firemen came and assessed the situation. For two and a half hours they thought and tried various ways to get him out of this predicament. If they moved the rocks in the wrong direction the man's head might get crushed. If they didn't get him out he would surely drown when